So eschewing our suggestions to name them the Team Rustlers, the Hayseeds, or the Dissemblers, the owners of the former Sonics are apparently going to name the team the Thunder. Wow, how original. I guess the Storm was already taken. And Iowa State already has this intimidating name and logo. Maybe 290-pound bust Ron Dayne can throw up the first jump ball (Tiki Barber's presence is optional). I guess in Oklahoma, you have to give a nod to the weather without reminding people too much of this or this. Oklahomans know their tornado outbreaks like The Dice Game knows high school ballers. Either way, I'm glad I won't be the guy cutting into "American Idol" to tell Kevin Durant to duck into his basement because a twister is bearing down on his mansion.
I'm sorry, why am I rambling on about this anyway? It must be that ghost limb thing. Stop me before I try to cut it off again.
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