Gamblers Anonymous +400

Over the past two weeks, Seattle's Got Balls' humanitarian-minded staffers have donated thousands of dollars to the coffers of needy casinos from Las Vegas to Atlantic City. But that was hours ago. So where can you get some action to tide you over before Thursday poker? Here's an idea: you can now bet on the results of the Seattle v. Sonics court battle soon to be waged in New York, thanks to bodoglife.com, the Antigua-based internet gambling site. The odds say the Sonics are heavy favorites to beat the city in the courtroom, and Oklahoma City is expected to be the Sonics home next season. Come on Seattle, if you really Support Our Sonics, log on and bet. Look, I understand this creates some conflicting emotions. If you want to maximize your money, you'll bet against the team you support and wager on the city that has barely lifted a finger to keep the team. Plus, is this akin to Pete Rose betting on the Reds? Will this eventually lead to Stanklin signing Gary Locke business cards for money at the Drift? Regardless, what a country -- Antigua, that is.