Some highlights:
- On why he likes the NBA: "The great thing is that they wear such little clothes. You can see their muscles."
- On why he likes Key Arena: "The way to feel less like a freak is to be in a room with freaks. So that’s what KeyArena is like. I’m in a room with all of these freaks from all over the world."
- On why he likes being a season ticket holder: "[It's like] being like a high roller in Vegas."
- On why the Sonics shouldn't leave: "I want two more years of the Greek Gods."
I'm not sure what the hell any of this is supposed to prove. I'm starting to wonder if the city is trying to employ the fabled Chewbacca Defense for the first time in a civil case.
1 comment:
This may be our best post ever. Nicely done, you pessimistic assclown.
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