There's now talk of Seattle hosting a bowl game at Qwest Field. The hope is it would be a tie-in with the Pac-10, allowing a record 12th team from the conference to make the postseason. Hey, the Huskies need all the help they can get. And let's not forget that Seattle is tradition-rich in this arena. Who can forget that the Seattle Bowl ruled this town for two years earlier this century: in 2001, Georgia Tech bested Stanford, sending Ty Willingham skulking off to South Bend on a losing note. In '02, a stacked Wake Forest club routed Oregon. The following day, UW made its last bowl game to date, losing to Purdue in the Sun Bowl. It's unacceptable that we've been Bowl-less in Seattle for nearly six years.
Seattle needs some athletic civic pride these days following the loss of the Sonics. If backwaters like Mobile, Shreveport and Atlanta can host games, why not Seattle? But first, we're going to need some corporate sponsors. You know, the way the Independence Bowl (in Shreveport, of course) landed a title sponsor in the early '90s to create the best bowl name ever: the Poulan/Weed Eater Independence Bowl.
Luckily, I've been thinking about this and have some ideas for local tie-ins. Wallingford will be a sexy debutante on the college football scene when we introduce The High-Maintenance Bitch Seattle Bowl. Or perhaps one of the region's many microbrews would want to get in the fray to promote its product among college students. The Seattle Bowl Brought To You By The Flying Pig Brewery rolls off the tongue. Cross-promotional jokes about how the Huskies won't make this bowl until porcine creatures take to the skies are also acceptable here. Of course, Seattle is the Emerald City, so why not work that into the title? Oh sorry, that's already been taken.
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You forgot about the actual best bowl game ever: The Galleryfurniture.com Bowl. For serious.
How about the Seattle's Got Balls Bowl?
Well, Dice killed this thread with the best idea - the SGB Bowl. Barring that, I go back to our beloved local corporate titans:
The Microsoft Office PowerPoint 2007 Bowl
The Frappucino Bowl
The Kindler Bowl
Or, how about we stick it to Clay Bennett:
The Boeing SuperSonics Bowl
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